You Killed My Jam...

socialistexan: socialistexan: friendlylycanthrope: babyanimal...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:23:30 -0400

socialistexan:

friendlylycanthrope:

babyanimalgifs:

I am morally opposed to there being glass between me and these puppies (Underlook.org)

Is this updog?

younggenji: 🍻

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:21:59 -0400

younggenji:

🍻

infractos: its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:20:42 -0400

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

amuseoffyre: rebelbaze: brazenredhead: I think this might be my...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:20:26 -0400

amuseoffyre:

rebelbaze:

brazenredhead:

I think this might be my favorite scene from the movie.

I just realized Bucky has never seen aliens before this. He’s only ever dealt with super soldiers and impressive tech. So, you know he wakes up from his lovely cryo nap, they slap a new arm on him, and then they’re like “Here’s an actual god, aliens, and a talking raccoon that wants the arm we literally just gave you after the dude whose parents you killed blew off your last one” and his tired gay ass is just like

What I like best is that the raccoon in new. No one knew a talking raccoon with a machine gun would appear and Bucky is just all “eh. been attacked by a dude with wings. been chased across Berlin by a grown man in a cat suit. been jumped on by a prepubescent spider. I’ve had weirder”

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:18:26 -0400

retrogamingblog: Eeveelution Artwork made by Sarah...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:18:16 -0400

retrogamingblog:

Eeveelution Artwork made by Sarah O’Donald

Prints available here

vagabonds-and-troubadours: just-shower-thoughts: I feel like an adult brain in 2017 processes more...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:13:10 -0400

vagabonds-and-troubadours:

just-shower-thoughts:

I feel like an adult brain in 2017 processes more information in one morning than an adult brain in 1817 did in one month.

yeah thats why we all have anxiety now

sleepy-sheepasaurus: fluffy-luffy: sounds-neet: highmachinegun: waltersandmurdock: bemusedlybesp...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:12:30 -0400

sleepy-sheepasaurus:

fluffy-luffy:

sounds-neet:

highmachinegun:

waltersandmurdock:

bemusedlybespectacled:

Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.”
-dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”

By Shrek 2, everything has just gone to shit.

“Okay, so I go in as sexy human Shrek, riding on the shoulder of the giant gingerbread man, and pull down the drawbridge of the castle so I can slip in and crash the fairy god mother’s performance of I Need A Hero. Do I need to roll Endurance to survive boiling milk?”

*DM covers their face with both hands, sobbing* “What the fuck have you assholes done to my campaign!?”

@sleepy-sheepasaurus

Donkey is the bard who seemingly forgot that their spells require a free hand to cast.

Puss In Boots is the rogue who put all of his points into charisma, probably bribed the DM into letting him be bipedal. Donkey’s player won’t let it go.

whatifdestiel: cosmoshoe: theycallmebecca: reactingtosomething...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:09:44 -0400

whatifdestiel:

cosmoshoe:

theycallmebecca:

reactingtosomething:

The Collector

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet

she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable

I’ve reblogged this before, but I don’t care. It still makes me laugh.

whatifdestiel: reenuka: dnaguzzlingteamcaptain: crime-she-typ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:02:16 -0400

whatifdestiel:

reenuka:

dnaguzzlingteamcaptain:

crime-she-typed:

micdotcom:

Watch: Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.

I reblogged this 0.2 sec ago but I love her clapbacks so much

Yeah should be doing this more.

I just love how she says “He does not look to be of Native American descent,” lmao.

I love this girl

jedda-martele: pidgevspigeon: birdrhetorics: my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:58:37 -0400

jedda-martele:

pidgevspigeon:

birdrhetorics:

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:57:03 -0400

cannibalcoalition: Was chatting with my co-workers in the breakroom today about stuff and I...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:25:10 -0400

cannibalcoalition:

Was chatting with my co-workers in the breakroom today about stuff and I mentioned the one time that I got fired for being gay.

“What? They can’t do that, can they? Really?”

“They can. I mean, they shouldn’t- but they can. I came out to a co-worker and then the next day I was booted.”

“If they’d done that to me, I would have just stolen something out of spite. Like… a stapler or something,” says the janitor.

“Well… I was working for the zoo.”

She paused for a moment and her eyes glossed over. “I woulda stolen so many tigers.”

lesbian-revolt: fuocogo: onlyblackgirl: enajcosta: insomniacfi...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:10:45 -0400

lesbian-revolt:

fuocogo:

onlyblackgirl:

enajcosta:

insomniacfiles:

ocelotrevs:

Serena Williams said she only needed to be 60% of her best to compete.

She is that much better then everyone else.

^^🎯

the woman won a grand slam WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT, she could spend the rest of her career beating players from the comfort of a court-side hammock and i’d only be slightly startled

Shartpova literally used enhancement drugs and still lost.

Serena is the one demigod we get to see in action don’t act like she ain’t reason enough on her own to watch tennis

White men cant process when black women are the best at something: “it must be a problem with the sport”

therealstarfire:PSA for all y’all asexual exclusionists out...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:09:29 -0400

therealstarfire:

PSA for all y’all asexual exclusionists out there. Asexuality is inherently queer. Deal with it. And while you’re at it support bisexuals, pansexuals, polysexuals, aromantic people, intersex ppl, trans people and non binary people y’all frequently forget us.

a-broke-in-heart: yellcourse: quietgirl556: datmemesboi: We...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:08:10 -0400

a-broke-in-heart:

yellcourse:

quietgirl556:

datmemesboi:

We live in a society

@thatstreamerguy

this is the best fucking post on tumblr everyone else GO HOME

naasad: animate-mush: jdkaplonski: shoren18: damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:21:00 -0400

naasad:

animate-mush:

jdkaplonski:

shoren18:

damnselfly:

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

Needed this today.

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

avocatdelapoursuite: its like its 2016 again

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:19:08 -0400

avocatdelapoursuite:

its like its 2016 again

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:08:38 -0400

theresoneofyou: Thank you Australia for adding quotation marks.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:08:28 -0400

theresoneofyou:

Thank you Australia for adding quotation marks.

You Killed My Jam...

socialistexan: socialistexan: friendlylycanthrope: babyanimal...

younggenji: 🍻

infractos: its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

amuseoffyre: rebelbaze: brazenredhead: I think this might be my...

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retrogamingblog: Eeveelution Artwork made by Sarah...

vagabonds-and-troubadours: just-shower-thoughts: I feel like an adult brain in 2017 processes more...

sleepy-sheepasaurus: fluffy-luffy: sounds-neet: highmachinegun: waltersandmurdock: bemusedlybesp...

whatifdestiel: cosmoshoe: theycallmebecca: reactingtosomething...

whatifdestiel: reenuka: dnaguzzlingteamcaptain: crime-she-typ...

Watch: Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.

jedda-martele: pidgevspigeon: birdrhetorics: my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s...

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cannibalcoalition: Was chatting with my co-workers in the breakroom today about stuff and I...

lesbian-revolt: fuocogo: onlyblackgirl: enajcosta: insomniacfi...

therealstarfire:PSA for all y’all asexual exclusionists out...

a-broke-in-heart: yellcourse: quietgirl556: datmemesboi: We...

naasad: animate-mush: jdkaplonski: shoren18: damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or...

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

avocatdelapoursuite: its like its 2016 again

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theresoneofyou: Thank you Australia for adding quotation marks.